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Wednesday, October 27, 2004
  Dr. Pauly Blogger Loser

So a funny thing happend. You may have seen on SklarO World posts about funny searches that landed people in SklarO World, I think I've done it 2 or 3 times. Well, Dr. Pauly left a comment in my most recent one that went like this..

"Way to be original, ripping off this "referral list" idea from my site."
posted by Dr. Pauly : Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Hmmm.... OK. So where does this shmuck come from you ask? I started reading his Blog a few months ago because he is big into Phish. Its a pretty decent Blog so I linked him. The one thing the irritates me about his Blog is that Dr. Pauly is so nauseatingly full of himself that its hard to read sometimes. The reason as it seems to me, is that all of the comments on his posts are ALL from people who kiss his ass like I've never seen before. I'll give you some exact quotes..

"Another great read Pauly. Thanks. Your memory and attention to detail is
astonishing. The mark of a great writer you know."

"Ya wanna know what the hell you created?? You created an amazing and
hugely successful site for everyone to enjoy. THANK YOU!"

Who the fuck leaves ridiculously pathetic comments like that? Thats for another post. I have found that master blogger Pauly IS A COMMENT DELETER! Pauly made a post on his Blog whining about people taking his brilliant google search idea and not giving him credit.
I commented on Pauly's post AND HE MANIPULATED THE COMMENT AND BANNED ME FROM COMMENTING ON HIS SITE. Loser. Well here is what I had to say about the dictator...

" Whatever loser. In-case you havent been to any Blogs outside of the usual
(yawn) groups of un-original Blogging dorks who do nothing but worship your ugly
average inflated ass, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS. What an original idea....Analyze your sitemeter, and observe the funny searches....HMMmm thats
kinda funny, maybe I'll post that. That is such a unique idea, you must be a
genius!"

Here is what he changed it to...
"What an original idea....Analyze your sitemeter, and observe the funny
searches....HMMmm thats kinda funny, maybe I'll post that."
The reason everyody on his Blog licks his balls is because he's a scared little comment nazi. I dont care what anybody has to say to me, I don't delete comments. That's what bitches do. Are you a bitch Pauly?
So all ya'll loyal to the SklarO World, be sure share your feelings over at the Doctor's.


Pauly

Nice jacket, Loser.
- posted by Prodly @ Wednesday, October 27, 2004


Comments:
LOL!
# posted by Blogger Dr. Pauly : 2:18 PM
 


You're right, Prodly.

I looked at his site. All the comments are inflating his already huge ego.

And since he changed your comments to make himself look good (or not as bad), I'm sure most of those other comments on his site were changed as well. This guy is such a tool.

and i wanted to post that on his lame-ass site. But he'd probably just delete it anyway.

# posted by Blogger Noah : 2:41 PM
 


Man this guy is such a fag!! I'm not even sure why I'm so pissed, but I just am! He's so irritating! That picture is annoying too. That smirk!
# posted by Blogger roy : 3:24 PM
 


Man this guy is such a fag!! I'm not even sure why I'm so pissed, but I just am! He's so irritating! That picture is annoying too. That smirk!
# posted by Blogger roy : 3:24 PM
 


People keep getting to my site from Google searches targeting "douche mcgrupp drpauly," but I'm scared to post it on my blog without his permission.
# posted by Blogger velvel : 3:28 PM
 


I think my mom was the one hitting up those google searches!
# posted by Blogger Dr. Pauly : 3:56 PM
 


What a gracious loser!
# posted by Blogger velvel : 4:01 PM
 


This guy is the most ego-filled piece of shit I have ever come across. All he talks about in his blog is how great he is and how he is King of All Phish. Pauly you loser no one cares about you or your pathetic blog. Go and make up some more names to comment on your blog you worthless twat.
# posted by Blogger jrose : 4:28 PM
 


I'd like to apologize for my swearing. It's only really funny when Velvel does it.
# posted by Blogger jrose : 4:44 PM
 


First of all, JRose said "shit", I'm telling. Second of all, Dr. Pauly is probably just a typical pussy ass sak 'o shit LIEberal. Put me 'n him/her in a sealed room together for a coupla minutes and I'll show "Dr. Pauly" what real conservatives think of him. Go W Pauly, you hear me?!?! GO W!!!!!
# posted by Blogger wops : 9:49 PM
 


"Ya wanna know what the hell you created?? You created an amazing and hugely successful site for everyone to enjoy. THANK YOU!"...I said that not only because Pauly is my friend, but because it is true. By posting this comment, I was not kissing Pauly's ass but simply telling the truth, because he has created an amazing and hugely successful website that thousands of people around the world enjoy reading every day. Perhaps you felt the need to attack Pauly because you are jealous of his cool site, seeing as you yours is boring as hell. For being such a religious person, you certainly are full of rage and anger. I realize that by posting this I may be subjected to similar attacks on myself and my own blog, but I really couldn't give a rats ass what you think of me or my unpopular blog. Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and just shut up.
# posted by Blogger Molly : 11:20 PM
 


The comment you left in Pauly's blog appears exactly as you said it was written, I don't see any manipulation.

Pauly is a cool guy who tells it like he sees it. Isn't the whole point of a blog, to talk about the world or your life as you see it? Your experiences and the things you do on a daily/regular basis?

# posted by Blogger Roberto Roundtree Rogelio : 8:03 AM
 


...and I'm all out of bubblegum...

Blog feuds make me laugh, especially if they involve two Phish fans. As a matter of fact, I think I'd love to see this failure of anger management turn into a full scale brawl, as I'd be able to break out the garden hose and wash the stain of patchouli off of a couple of grappling hippies.

That's the dream at least.

But the stink that just won't rinse away is the odor of blind jealousy. For now, let me turn up the heat a little bit and give you a chance to fully boil over in rage while you ponder how next to slander Dr. Pauly. This is coming from a friend of his, someone who knows him both in-person and personally...

1) Haley is hot. Even if they aren't dating anymore, Haley is hot.

2) Pauly goes wherever he wants, whenever he wants, and lives the type of semi-nomadic life many of us would choose to if we weren't so chickenshit or entrenched in the system.

3) Pauly has the type of balance between intelligence and lack of fear that enables him to live his life without worrying about the mortgage, worrying about his Target charge card bill, or worrying about how he's going to afford getting to Iceland in July. He's living the life, and if it's a heart attack that takes him down, it won't be for the same reasons (stress) you'll get yours.

4) Yes, people kiss his ass. And yes, it's a little ingratiating to take at first. Until, that is, you realize that this guy is supportive of all of his friends near and far, and is a good enough person to get the same in return from his friends. In spades.

5) Haley's hot.

Madder now? You should be. I'll never really understand why anyone should give a crap what anyone else does with their blog. I don't care at all what you think of me, or what you think of Pauly. I am, however, entertained to no end by petty squabbles and unfounded jealousy. It's these types of bullshit emotions and diatribes that invalidate any truth or honesty you may have managed to peck your way towards with this site.

Keep the humor coming. You're full of shit, and I enjoy the ever living hell out of it. Thanks for the laugh.

# posted by Blogger BG : 9:14 AM
 


Dr. Pauly needs to address his loyal masses about the situation, because obviously it's unclear. He did, in fact, manipulate the comments, delete the comments and then manipulated his original post to make it look like it never happened. He put back the deleted and manipulated comments after he was busted, but removed his own offending words.

Also, his site and his fans are not special in any way.

# posted by Blogger velvel : 9:15 AM
 


Why would DrPauly start a blog-fight if he's such a Goddamn hippy? You see, no one would have known about it if he didn't post such a moronic comment here.

Who the fuck is Haley?

# posted by Blogger velvel : 9:20 AM
 


The "Haley" question was rhetorical. We REALLY don't care.
# posted by Blogger velvel : 9:22 AM
 


BG: you sure seem to care what Prodly thinks of Pauly... why 'waste your time' responding otherwise?

Prodly: you rock

# posted by Blogger Becky : 10:28 AM
 


It's not a waste of time to support inanity, regardless as to who might be offering it in their lightly visited corner of the web. I don't care what Prodly thinks, I just want to see more ridiculousness. If Prodly continues to swell, bellow, and spew idiocy, I'll be there with a smile on my face.

Here, let me start you with a topic... "Pauly sucks." Build on that. I'll be back in a little while to check up and see how you're doing.

# posted by Blogger BG : 10:39 AM
 


"Pauly goes where he wants, when he wants."

What are you, his fucking P.R. rep?

Go lick Pauly's nuts on his blog. (or in person) We don't need that here.

# posted by Blogger Noah : 11:01 AM
 


Noah, you're a fucking copycat. I already accused his fans of licking his balls. I expect an apology.

BG,
Troll somewhere else, fucko. You have nothing to add, here.

# posted by Blogger velvel : 11:08 AM
 


FYI, Noah: The balls/lick comment I left was on DrPauly's original post on McGrupps felatio-fest.
# posted by Blogger velvel : 11:10 AM
 


"Whatever loser. In-case you havent been to any Blogs outside of the usual(yawn) groups of un-original Blogging dorks who do nothing but worship your ugly average inflated ass....."

Wow.

As one of the "un-original Blogging dorks" who visit Pauly often, I feel honored.

I didn't want to leave a comment without getting a proper feel for your blog and audience.

After reading the comments of your visitors, I'm proud to be regular to Pauly's blog.

"Man this guy is such a fag!!" Brilliant insight. Posted twice if you missed it the first time.

"...you worthless twat." The last time I heard someone called a 'twat' was in high school.

"...a typical pussy ass sak 'o shit LIEberal." No words to describe this one.

"douche mcgrupp drpauly" Makes me laugh thinking that you'll now get Google hits from that.

"everyody on his Blog licks his balls is because he's a scared little comment nazi" I'm disturbed that anyone would throw around the word nazi in such a trivial discussion about who's blog did what.

Those are just the comments for this post. A fine collection of inbred, mouth-breathing, shrieking monkey's you have here.

Especially this character velvel. He seems like a special kind of asshole.

BG is right. Blog wars are funny. Especially when playing against the short bus crowd.

Come on monkeys. Dance for me.

# posted by Blogger AlCantHang : 11:14 AM
 


FYI Noah: My original balls/lick comment was on DrPauly's original post on McGrupp's Fellatio-Fest.
# posted by Blogger velvel : 11:15 AM
 


Hey Al, don't be disturbed by my use of the word nazi, I'm not a fucking collaborator. One of the best Seinfeld episodes of all time is called...

THE SOUP NAZI

Does the episode offend you?

# posted by Blogger Prodly : 11:20 AM
 


That particular epidsode didn't offend. The entire series offended me because I was bored to death.

But those whacky Germans in Hogan's Hero's, that was something different.

# posted by Blogger AlCantHang : 11:33 AM
 


Velvel- I didn't read your post on Pauly's site, so i guess we both came up with the same genius ball lickin' joke independently.

I was thinking of apoligizing for my "misunderstanding" and then deleting my comments so no one would no what the hell i was talking about. But i'm not a fruit like pauly so i decided against it.

Alcanthang - First of all, nice name dipshit. Secondly it "DISTURBS" me that you take offense to the word "nazi" yet seem to be fine with twat, sak o shit, douche, and fag.

oh and no one cares what you're "disturbed" by, you useless cock.

# posted by Blogger Noah : 12:39 PM
 


"oh and no one cares what you're "disturbed" by, you useless cock."

See, now that's funny stuff. So the only part you picked up on was the Nazi part. Lowbrow is fine.

Keep dancing monkey boy.

# posted by Blogger AlCantHang : 12:49 PM
 


Hey AlCantHang- When Pauly's dick is in your mouth, doesn't it disturb your oh-so-eloquent preaching?

Stay off this blog you wortless tool.

# posted by Blogger jrose : 12:49 PM
 


Stellar. Now we're cooking.

Hey boys, does your teacher know you're using school equipment to surf blogs?

And yes, I am a complete tool. Easy enough to find out. But at least I'm not a jabber monkey whose only retort is a crude one-liner.

Dance, I said!

# posted by Blogger AlCantHang : 1:07 PM
 


I am posting anonymously because I do not have a blogger account. But my name is Jess. Now that we've been properly introduced, let's dance.

In case you don't remember what happens (but I think you do) when people flame Paul, you're about to have a refresher course.

You know what the best thing is about this post? For all the hate you spew about Paul, you link to his blog not once, not twice, not three, but FOUR times! On behalf of the good doctor, I thank you for all the hits he's been getting since you posted this childish sputum.

As one of the people who "kisses his ass," as you so eloquently put it, I would like to speak for all of us when I say that the comments we make on his blog are made because we WANT to, not because he asks it of us. See, when we read something that interests us, makes us laugh, makes us think, we want to tell the writer how his work has made us feel. It's funny to me that that bothers you so much. Why do YOU care about what a STRANGER writes on his OWN blog and the comments he recieves from the people who care about him?

Look, no one likes to be flamed in their own blog. Too bad for you. Paul writes what he wants and the best advice I can give you is, if you are offended or otherwise bothered by what you see, DON'T READ IT. Paul has every right to delete the comments he doesn't like, and if he choses to alter them, OH WELL. You should thank him for his alterations of your comment. It made you seem only mildly annoying, as opposed to the whiny, envious prick you really are.

I hope you're wondering why people like me, Molly, AlCan'tHang, and BG are commenting to this post. HELLO, you called us out! You called us "ass kissers" and "ball lickers." What on EARTH did Paul or any of his "ridiculously pathetic" commenters do to you? Nothing that could even come close to the black bile that your friends have spewed on us.

Oh, your rapier wit has astounded us all. We are left utterly speechless by yours and your friends' verbal venom! Paul's fans and friends are mortally wounded by the things you've said.

Puh. Leeze. Do yourself a favor and get yourself a life. Don't waste your time talking smack about people you don't even know anything about.

And for the record, don't call Paul a bitch.
I promise you, he's ten times the man you could ever even dream of being.

# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:31 PM
 


Live and let live:

I think its time we put an end to this non-sense. No more "verbal venom" and no more "useless cock". I say we settle this like the tech-savvy adults we are.

Yes thats right, we challenge you to a BLOG-OFF.
It goes like this:

You guys blog-off Pauly (like you're so used to doing) and we'll sit back and laugh while you dance bitches!

BTW - When can we see Haley?
BTW - When can we see Haley?
Brilliant insight. Posted twice if you missed it the first time

# posted by Blogger roy : 1:50 PM
 


Hey Anonymous (Jess), It's pretty simple to get a blogger acount you dumb fuck. Everyone here seems to have done it without a problem.

And we ride the short bus.

Now, the reason we call you and Pauly bitches, is because, well, you are. True, I don't know you, but I do know that in your last post you wrote:

"Pauly is ten times the man you will ever be"

Anyone who writes kiss-ass comments like that is a whiny bitch... or a homo, depending if you are a male or female. Take your pick.

# posted by Blogger Noah : 2:45 PM
 


Live and let live:

I think its time we put an end to this non-sense. No more "verbal venom" and no more "useless cock". I say we settle this like the tech-savvy adults we are.

Yes thats right, we challenge you to a BLOG-OFF.
It goes like this:

You guys blog-off Pauly (like you're so used to doing) and we'll sit back and laugh while you dance bitches!

BTW - When can we see Haley?
BTW - When can we see Haley?
Brilliant insight. Posted twice if you missed it the first time

# posted by Blogger roy : 2:47 PM
 


"I say we settle this like the tech-savvy adults we are." You almost had me. I was ready to compliment roy on his witty, sarcastic comment. Then the 'tech-savvy' roy posted his comment twice.

Again.

Thanks to the dancing uber-monkeys for making an otherwise boring day interesting.

For a blog that barely registers on the map, you've received enough free traffic and attention.

Enjoy your 15 minutes.

Dance for daddy, my precious little monkeys!

# posted by Blogger AlCantHang : 3:35 PM
 


Hey Anonymous (Jess), It's pretty simple to get a blogger acount you dumb fuck. Everyone here seems to have done it without a problem.

And we ride the short bus.

Now, the reason we call you and Pauly bitches, is because, well, you are. True, I don't know you, but I do know that in your last post you wrote:

"Pauly is ten times the man you will ever be"

Anyone who writes kiss-ass comments like that is a whiny bitch... or a homo, depending if you are a male or female. Take your pick.
Noah, Noah, Noah.
I don't think you know who you're up against.

Let me tell you something, you little polesmoking fuck. You don't know the first fucking thing about me. You called me dumb. You want to talk about dumb?

Dumb is an attack out of nowhere on a complete stranger, a la your buddy Prodly.
Dumb is telling us to "lick Pauly's nuts on his blog." Motherfucker, the more you insult me and the rest of Paul's friends, the more we get off! We love it! So lick *these* balls. And might I add that at least Paul HAS balls to be licked. That's more than I can say for you, you little asshole. You got balls? Go confront Paul in his own blog, see what happens to your ego in there. These so-called "ass lickers" will cut you down so hard, you'll be at eye level with our fucking ankles.

You DO ride the short bus, you little fuck. God only knows how else you might have met these stupid shits who sling worthless and witless insults and people who have more intelligence and more verbal shots in each of their cerebra than all of you do, combined.

And my favorite part of it ALL, is that you called me a whiny bitch.

"...and i wanted to post that on his lame-ass site. But he'd probably just delete it anyway."Boo-fucking-hoo, Paul would delete my comment, call the motherfucking wahmbulance.

You. Called me. A whiny bitch.

Guess what, asshole.
I'm a girl.
And I'M ten times the man you'll ever be.

You still want to do this? Bring your best barbs, fucker.

# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:36 PM
 


You people are all crazy. All of you.
Lets clear up a few points for the record before I drop it.
1. Pauly started the feud by fucking with me on my own Blog.

2. I enjoy the Doc's writing and that is why I have his fucking Blog in my Blogroll.

3. I had every intention of hooking up with Pauly at Coventry.

4. The origin of my anti-Pauly post was a result of him non being man enough to take my comments on his Blog after leaving a nasty one on mine (which I left untouched)

5. I dont Blog for fame or to get as many hits as I can. So, thanks for the hits but I could care less.

6. I have no grudge. Pauly apologized for his dumbass comment and we can all move on with our lives.

7. This has all been quite Humorous. I appreciate a good Blog war every now and again you stupid motherfucking LIEberal whores :)

".....you've got to run.."

# posted by Blogger Prodly : 3:47 PM
 


oh Jessy Girl-

I don't think you understand what you're doing here. Listen, I am a comment king. I will never back down. Whenever you write something, i will just write back a better and wittier response.

And you just make it so easy for me. First off, I'm going to take a wild guess here: You are a 30-something, giganticly fat, single girl. You only hang out with other fat, ugly girls, and frequently kiss other peoples asses to gain acceptance. You most likely have a sweating problem, and eat approximately 7,000 calories a day. Give or take.

Now, i know in your next post, you're going to write something like "actually, Noah, i'm 24, thin and married with 2 kids...blah, blah, blah.. But we all know the truth.

Next, let's see how many time you mention Pauly in your post.

"dumb is telling us to "lick PAULY'S nuts on his blog.....the rest of PAUL'S friends.....at least PAUL has balls to be licked....Go confront PAUL in his own blog....Boo-fucking-hoo, PAUL would delete my comment..."

We get the idea, you really really really like Pauly. Probably because he's a loser with an inflated self-image who just happens to give you the time of day. I get it.

I'll try not to insult your boyfriend anymore. But i will insult you, you little shit. And it so easy. This is the best you could come up with:

"You. Called me. A whiny bitch.

Guess what, asshole.
I'm a girl.
And I'M ten times the man you'll ever be."

ooooooh. good one.

Now, my advice to you is to stop posting here, go on a serious diet, and make a friend. It'll help, I promise.

# posted by Blogger Noah : 4:16 PM
 


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